A downloadable game for Windows

It was a game about tea-loving abomination of a monster whose cave was invaded by a mighty knight, but something went extremely wrong. =)

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Well listen i have to say that this game is the bomb! Honestly, this game made such an impression on me that I can't even express my feelings in words. Control? Oh, this is such a fucking FUCK! I couldn't take my eyes off the screen! Shitty man. FUCKING BIG UTAH TEAPOT

Graphic arts? What can I say? She is just SO GOOD! I literally vomited on the keyboard, constantly being sucked into this world that looked like shit was drawn with CHILDREN'S PENCILS. Notice what I put in here? I don't know myself! Shitty man. DAMN MAN THIS GAME HAS A FUCKING TEAPOT FROM UTAH

There's a story in the game... oh bro, it's just FUCKING COOL! I couldn't predict a single plot twist, and every time something happened, my brain just EXPLODED! I'll say "Shit man" again. I ALREADY SAID THAT IT HAS A UTAH TEAPOT

But what can I say, this game is full of surprises! As soon as I started playing it, my computer immediately crashed and I lost all my saves. It was such an unforgettable TIN! Shitty man. GOD THERE ARE TEA  MONSTERS INSIDE TEAPOT GOD I'M GOOD SHIT

And of course I can't help but mention the soundtrack. It was like this... somehow. All the sounds were so strange and inconsistent that it seemed as if my brain was playing chess with me and my eardrums were splashing citric acid at it. Seriously though, this is really good. Something like a Broadway theatre. TEAPOT !!!!!